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Uma in IRC

Umaa: did ypu fo anythign to krisses oage today derrikc?
Umaa: LLLLLIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uma posts to the list

Andy the dolphinator says...
"when i was a boy, we had to walk uphill to school, both ways. and we didn't have no fancy snow plows, we had to tunnel our way in. and we didn't have any shoes. and we liked it!"

OH YEAH????

Well when i was just a little lass We had to walk 5 miles to school in the freezing cold snow, plus with the wind chill factor too!!And we didn't even have shoes or snow shoes either not even sqash rackets! We had to wear socks on our heads to keep ur ears from falling off!! Yep we had only socks, for clothes we just tied them together ot make bras and everthing. :) Yep ME TOOO Andi!We liked it, You wouldn't belive the guys that would ask us out all the time!

SO what did we learn from this???
We learned that everyone need to send Uma lots of money that what!
I exccept credit cards, persenal checks and cash of course :)
:)Uam

Uma Writes to Liz

Liz liZ lziLL!!!

okay chickadee i need you hoem addresss like now! like this instant, or at least by like 5 pm on saturady!! or else.. well it just wont be good then!! Soo hurrit up!!

and again later:
My new shoes? THey look like well they are like a log basically, and at the toe they criss cross with dark brown leather and then they strap at the heel. Kinda like my previous cork ones. See now i love the heeeel cause theyh make me normal height. so that makes thenm worthy of my feet.

And in a comment not about scuk (but could have been):
ha.. I have been out of school for 2 weeks and already my brain has largely shrunk. Because see to me this actually seems good. Good like good.

Back to Scukland

...And Liz Too

Uma posts about Liz


note from liz:These IRC clips were HIGHLY out of context--well, except for that last one, but hey.

The subject was, Liz WF, do you KNOW her???

Liz Wrigley Feild, she has been on this list for a long while but what do we REALLY know about her???

What am I talking about? Well here, we chatted last night, here are some clips from the previous evening.

example#1 Liz has been around for her young age...

lizwf: hmmm what about nick?
lizwf: we got our 6 sex!!!!
lizwf: We WORKED for this, somehow

example#2 Liz can be violent when she is forced to do things...

lizwf: my mommy is making me go to bed soon!!
lizwf: how awful.....you know that your daughter is killing you!

example#3 Liz is just plain Psycho!!...

lizwf: I waana go to clown school!!!!!!!

~~~lizwf: what's wrong with me????~~~

I don't know liz!!!!!!!!!

Uma
-who hopes liz doesn't kill her over and over for eternity

And again:

(liz wrote:)
I want a Russian blue...a blue cat with yellow eyes...gorgeous...
Elizabeth Angellla-Brem Skeie-Leih Frederick Oatmeal Innes Wrigley-Field Lix the fix-it girl

Okay lis i'll get you one, as a matter of fact ill get you ten.. of each! you can hide them in your closet from your momily, just like always bring one of those roll on hair removies with you whereever you go.. Wait I know! shave em all! I;ll be sure to pack a razor with the critters.

God her name keeps getting longer and longer.. lol.. its also making me hungry. wheres that straw when you need it? Thats right i will suck that stuff out from the screen.